There are so many warning lights on cars now I just ignore them.
I have to trim some trees so I downloaded this how-to picture.
I've had some wrench jokes for a while.
Can you figure out how this table stays up? It was made with some of those wrenches up above.
It's a pun. I had to search the meme comments for the answer. Can you figure it out? Answer in the comments.
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Answer - Ouch, you just broke 'my toe sis'. Mitosis... mitosis is a process where a single cell divides into two identical daughter cells (cell division).
A scientific pun no less...
Sue - Scientific puns are hard unless you happen to have a degree in the puns' particular field.
I wrenched my brain trying to figure some of these out.
I can't believe how fast the time flies. Wasn't it just Thursday a day ago?
I got the "mi-to-" part of the answer but didn't know the rest of the word.
Don't need to search - that is cell division otherwise known as mitosis. Biology was the only science I understood.
I wish there was an after picture of the tree trimming guy. Science puns. I would do poorly on those if we both made it to Jeopardy.
Bill - As long as it wasn't your back that you wrenched.
Kathy - I know. Saturday will be here shortly and I haven't been collecting very many jokes.
Lady - I knew someone might have the right degree to figure that out.
Matt - What could possibly go wrong with the tree trimming?
Depends on what field in science. I do poorly trying to guess Jeopardy questions. Until they hit a subject I know a little about. Then all 5 questions are easy. It just shows that Jeopardy contestants have a 'general' knowledge about everything.
Great memes; thanks, Mike. And I like that table!
Jenny - It's a magic table.
I think I finally figured out that table but it's certainly a strange one!!
Allen - What it looks like to me is that all the weight of the table is supported by the one cord in the middle. The four corners may support some off center weight, but they mainly stabilize the table.
I always thought we call the first day of the week Monday because all the four letter words were taken.
Bruce - I think you are two posts off. I think you're commenting on a joke from Saturday jokes about Mondays. It's post 5330. Anyway, I knew what you meant.
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