I think I'm going to lose my driver's license and all just because of a stupid police officer.
The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:
Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi, or a Ford?"
Me: "I have no idea!"
Officer: "So, you're drunk."
Me: "But I didn't drink anything."
Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?
Me: "A motorcycle."
Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me: "I have no idea!"
Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter-question.
Me: "So..., counter-question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high-heeled shoes, and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Officer: "A prostitute of course."
Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife, or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there.
12 comments:
Must have been drunk to ask a question like that!
So how are you getting to the store?
John - I think that proved it.
Cloudia - This is too big of a curveball for me. It's a swing and a miss. What store?
I suspect that most people who lose their license blame the stupid police officer.
SUe - Obviously it's not their fault.
That was why I failed my drivers license test the first time.
OMG - that's too funny!!!!!!! Happy Sunday and HUGE Hugs, RO
Have fun in the Big House!
Bill - Government workers can never take a joke.
RO - Hugs back at ya!
Deb - I've always wanted a big house.
Ooooh. Feel the burn!
Shaw - He won the battle but is about to lose the war.
Part of being an adult is learning to ignore bureaucratic stupidity. That man obviously hasn't
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