Sunday, November 28, 2021

5345 - Long joke Sunday

I think I'm going to lose my driver's license and all just because of a stupid police officer.

The conversation went like this when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi, or a Ford?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "So, you're drunk."

Me: "But I didn't drink anything."

Officer: "Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you. What is it?

Me: "A motorcycle."

Officer: "Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me: "I have no idea!"

Officer: "As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter-question.

Me: "So..., counter-question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high-heeled shoes, and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer: "A prostitute of course."

Me: "Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife, or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there.


John A Hill said...

Must have been drunk to ask a question like that!

Cloudia said...

So how are you getting to the store?

Mike said...

John - I think that proved it.

Cloudia - This is too big of a curveball for me. It's a swing and a miss. What store?

Elephant's Child said...

I suspect that most people who lose their license blame the stupid police officer.

Mike said...

SUe - Obviously it's not their fault.

Bilbo said...

That was why I failed my drivers license test the first time.

RO said...

OMG - that's too funny!!!!!!! Happy Sunday and HUGE Hugs, RO

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Have fun in the Big House!

Mike said...

Bill - Government workers can never take a joke.

RO - Hugs back at ya!

Deb - I've always wanted a big house.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Ooooh. Feel the burn!

Mike said...

Shaw - He won the battle but is about to lose the war.

Kathy G said...

Part of being an adult is learning to ignore bureaucratic stupidity. That man obviously hasn't