Tuesday, January 11, 2022

5390 - Tuesday no themememes


I wouldn't last an hour.

Let's start a conspiracy theory that the Chinese are sending Covid laced air over here in bubble wrap. You heard it here first!



Streaming from what I can tell is another form of online gaming. This meme needs that setup. At least for me it did.




Genital logic.




Inches...




Venn...




Or both...




Let's sneak in a pun here.




Usually, things have to happen way more than once to get their own warning sticker.


I've got several bikes... hmmmmmm.


20 comments:

Country Cottage said...

I so would get fired from that bubble factory!

Kirk said...

I'd apply to work at that bubble wrap factory even if I know wouldn't last an hour.

Good point about gender roles.

Not many people know this (including most parents who give their child this name), but Joshua is the English form of Jesus (which in turn is the ancient Greek form of the Hebrew name Yeshua). So keep that in mind if you see a porn film with someone named Josh in it.

Mike said...

CC - I worked with a gal that was a bubble wrap freak. For her birthday one time I gave her a big box. When she opened it it was filled with bubble wrap. All the other people at work said what's in there what did you get her? She just looked at me and grinned. She knew.

Kirk - If we all apply at once we could wipe the place out.
Soon you may be able to decide when you get up what you're going to be that day.
When I challenge a Josh from here on out, I'll say Kirk said so, so it must be true. Kirk doesn't lie.

Elephant's Child said...

I saw the cat first. I suspect the analysis needs some work. I am definitely in grumpy don't care mode today.

Mike said...

Sue - Well it looks like you're going to be artistic today. Make the best of it.

Bilbo said...

Kirk's lecture on the linguistic kinship of "Jesus" and "Josh" makes me wince every time a moron like Josh Hawley is mentioned. But my vote for today's winner is a tie between bubble wrap as a Chinese delivery system for Covid (it's goofy enough to get picked up by Faux News), and the dick-in-the-bike-chain warning.

Kathy G said...

The Subway one made me laugh!

Country Cottage said...

That's a brilliant present Mike- what is it about bubble wrap thats so attractive and fun 😏

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha, loved the girl streamer, the genital logic one, and the Venn diagram!

Shaw Kenawe said...

Bubble wrap and kitties are just what I needed to think about this 7 degree morning in Bahstin!

John A Hill said...

Hard to pick a favorite today.

Mike said...

Bill - Imagine having Hawley as your Senator, ACK! At least I got to vote against him.
All the guys could have a bike chain contest on zoom. Highest decibel scream wins!

Kathy - If someone's mind didn't go somewhere else on that I'd say their version of normal is not normal.

CC - I don't know, but when I throw away the bigger bubble wraps, I pop them all so they don't take up as much room in the trash can. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Deb - Good things come in threes.

Shaw - Does bubble wrap stay inflated at temps that low?

John - Since you can't pick I'm entering you into the zoom bike chain contest!

Cloudia said...

Peripheral 😂

Mike said...

Cloudia - 😂...................peripheral.....................😂

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

I'm with Country Cottage - there is no way I would do any work at all except popping those suckers and I'd be so happy to do so. Good ones Mike.

Mike said...

Peg - They would have to put you at the beginning of the production line.

River said...

I LOVE bubble wrap. I saw the musician first, but I'm not at all artistic.

Mike said...

River - But did you get the pun in the last line?

Martha said...

The last one! BAHAHAHA

Mike said...

Martha - Don't you wish you could participate in our upcoming contest?!