Monday, April 18, 2022

5489 - Monday no themememes





It took me a second to see the porn.




That's a lot of strawberries. (math joke)




Some people are dog people.




Not quite like my basement, but close.




I think I'll stick with my seasonal depression.




Girls, will this work for you too?




11 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

You lost me on the strawberries. I read 22. And 1 and a half bananas.

River said...

That rock is hilarious. I'm going to make one of those and put it in my garden.

Bilbo said...

Only amateurs suffer just from seasonal incontinence.

Martha said...

HAHA! These are great. I especially got a kick out of the dog sticker for the car!

Kathy G said...

It took me a second to see the porn, too. Now I can't see anything else :-)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahahaha, some good ones here! It took me zero seconds to see the porn.

Mike said...

Sue - 22! is 22 factorial. 22*21*20*19...

River - That's a great idea! Me too!

Bill - It's hell getting old.

Martha - Being a dog lover I first read "I love my dog". Then thought, "Wait, there has to be a joke here. ACK!"

Kathy - I know I know!

Deb - I knew I liked you for some reason, Deb. Zero to porn in zero seconds.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

Seasonal incontinence - what season is that? I needed to be prepared.

jenny_o said...

"Bob loved the outdoors" - lol

Lady M said...

Seasonal incontinence - that's great. But nope those urinals are not working for me.

Mike said...

Peg - It's the wet season.

Jenny - I actually have some doors in my basement. But I don't know if they are out or in.

Lady - For girls they should just have toilet seat seats.