5509 - Long joke Sunday

Madeline was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young ‘pullets’ and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

(No this isn't the rooster laying on the ground waiting for the hawk to land, joke.)

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.  

This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters.  

Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.

Now, she could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Madeline’s favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but, this morning she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn't rung at all!

When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming would run for cover.

To Madeline’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn’t ring.

He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Madeline was so proud of old Butch, that she entered him into a rooster contest and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell Peace Prize”. They also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise" as well.