Monday, June 06, 2022

5538 - Monday jokes


Monday jokes because I was too lazy to type all these out.


















17 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

The rearranged letters made me smile most today. Thank you.

River said...

I like the rearranged letters too and have sent it to my brother, I think he'll like it.
The light bulb one is always funny.

Bilbo said...

According to that last one, I'm a genuine superhero! Who knew?

Ol' Simmons said...

Under The Bleachers by Seymour Butts...didn't that win a Pulitzer?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm super good at those things too!

MarkD60 said...

I like the book titles and the things I'm good at best. Another good read is "Overpopulation In China", by Wi Fukkem Yung.

Mike said...

Sue - A good start to the day... or end of the day... depending...

River - I have to hand it to the people that figure stuff like that out.

Bill - That makes two of us.

Simmons - You're dating yourself.

Deb - Now we're up to three of us.

Mark - That's a new one for me. Subtitle; And then send the girls to the US.

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I do better than the first one above. I forget someone's name 5 seconds after they tell me.

Have a good week, Mike.

Kathy G said...

Not a clunker in the bunch today!

Mike said...

Robyn - Or even right after they tell you and you're brain goes, What?

Kathy - Some days the jokes just flow out of my fingers. Copy paste copy paste ...

Lady M said...

I super good at forgetting peoples names too but I always eat my produce.

Mike said...

Lady - I happen to know it takes about two weeks for a head of lettuce to turn completely brown.

jenny_o said...

Every single time I see "Claude Yarmoff" it makes me smile. Every time. The rest of those "authors" are good, too.

The anagrams are often surprisingly apt. Side note: When I Googled "define anagram" (to be sure I had the right word) it asked me did I mean "nerd fame again"! Usually it just corrects spelling if the search term is spelled wrong, but this time it took things a step further. lol

Mike said...

Jenny - Those words must be attached to your smile neurons in your brain.

Martha said...

The rearranged letters is my favourite here!

Cloudia said...

Yeah I'm pretty good at those things too. Hey come by my blog and see the antique vacuum cleaner

Mike said...

Martha - I could never figure stuff like that out.

Cloudia - I did it!