I feel good. But first I have to scream. I hope you're ready. If not then...
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There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
19 comments:
Oh, I feel good...up at 1am to take my daughter to the airport.
I love the last one where she dumps the bowl of flour on his head.
I am with River. He deserved that. And more.
I have that reaction whenever I see dumbass Republican members of Congress on TV. I scream a lot.
Flour bowl woman wins! LOL!
There are some pretty funny video clips from that song start.
Hilarious! Especially the girl with the pancake on her shoulder and that poor bastard with the razor!
Good ones.
Gosh - Now I am gonna live in fear of James Brown.
I'll never understand this kind of so-called humour. It's unkind and sliding toward sadism. Why should anyone want to scare and/or humiliate family, friends, or even complete strangers, for that matter?
Simmons - 1am would be fine with me because I'm still up. I usually have to pick up my daughter at 4 or 5 am for an airport run.
River - At least they save the payback clip for the last one.
Bill - I can't watch. Claudia is glued to the TV so she lets me know about anything exciting.
Shaw - Two votes for flour bowl woman.
John - I thought so too.
Kathy - Absolutely.
Lady - I'm surprised you haven't used that song clip for Halloween.
Jenny - Don't be angry at us for our sense of humor. I understand different strokes for different folks.
Everyone - My favorite one was the guy working on the electrical wires. Been there done that. As in I'm the guy working on the wires. Most of the time you scare the poop out of yourself.
The time in my life when i felt at my "good-est" (as it were) was in 1985 when i was touring in England and somebody told me that the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey was in the audience, and lo and behold after the show that incredible bird was knocking on my dressing room door and i ended up spending 10 hours non-stop Bombay-Rolling the incredible lust-pot senseless. I`ve never experienced anything "good-er" (so to speak).
LJ - Hey dude! I was just thinking the other day I hadn't heard from you in a while and poof! here you are!
Yes Mike i have returned, did you and your other regular contributors miss my brilliantly hilarious Pauline Hickey related com-girl-ts ?. BTW Mike, the birds European Soccer Championships start in a couple of weeks, "VALENTINA GIACINTI" ! ! ! and "GIULIA GWINN" ! ! !, COR, WOW, WEY-HEY, happy viewing Mike.
Sue - I just found you in spam jail. I forgot to check earlier.
HAHAHA! The last one was the best. I'm so tempted to try this on my husband. He startles easily!
Martha - Don't forget to video the event and post it for us.
Thanks Mike
Cloudia - I feel good.
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