Sunday, July 10, 2022

5572 - Long joke Sunday


Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. 

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine, and the scenery when a "drop-dead gorgeous" topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. 

They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said "good morning, Father, good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.

They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?

So the next day, they went back to the store & bought even more
outrageous outfits. 

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them.

Once again the two priests settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. 

After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.

Again, she nodded at each of them, said "good morning, Father" and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said. "Just a minute young lady.

"Yes?" she replied.

"We are priests, and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests dressed as we are?"

The blonde turned around and replied, "Father, it's me, Sister Angela!"


12 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Smiling. And hoping that both priests went to confession.

Mike said...

Sue - Can they confess to each other?

Kirk said...

HAHAHAHA!

As long as no vows were broken.

Mike said...

Kirk - Can broken vows be reassembled?

River said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! Sister Angela :)

Bilbo said...

I have to confess I didn’t see that one coming. Not often I hear a joke that’s new to me!

John A Hill said...

Same as Bilbo

Kathy G said...

Thanks for the oldie but goodie this morning.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I figured it out about halfway through -- still a good one, though!

Mike said...

River - I know!

Bill - What?!

John - You too? A church joke?

Kathy - I'll bet you know ALL the Catholic jokes.

Deb - I was too busy figuring out what the priests were going to do next.

allenwoodhaven said...

This is GREAT!

Mike said...

Allen - Have fun with it!