Monday, July 18, 2022

5580 - Degloved


Remember when Jimmy Fallon degloved his ring finger by getting his wedding ring caught and ripping his finger skin off? If you look at his left hand you can still see his ring finger never fully recovered (HA).

Well, to one-up Jimmy, there was a kid that degloved his "package" while riding a bike. Ouch? Yeah, ouch. I found the article at https://ifls.online/3PUcac3. I thought the article might not be true but a search of the net had many articles on it. It happened in 2019. Of course, the article is just the story, no pictures. Do you think I'm going to let something like that just fade away??? Of COURSE NOT!

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Just to be nice I'm not posting any pictures here. But there are boatloads of pictures on google. This must happen a lot.


The more you scroll down the more pictures that pop up. But the 4th picture pretty well shows what a degloved penis and scrotum look like. 


14 comments:

River said...

I had no idea such a thing could happen. I did once get my wedding ring caught while at work and the ring got pulled out of shape, but my finger was only bruised and I never wore the ring again, nor any other rings. I took them all off each morning before work started and put them back on as I walked home.

Mike said...

River - I wore a watch with a metal band (twist-o-flex) all the time years ago. Then one day at work I was working on a power supply and shorted out the power supply with the watch band. It welded 3 links together and made it so hot I still have the scars from it. I haven't worn watches or rings since, ever.

Elephant's Child said...

Ouch. NOT pictures I am even tempted to look at.

Mike said...

Sue - How about if I email you one. It's a very special dick pic.

Bilbo said...

I know I'm tired of cute cat pictures online, but this is NOT the alternative I had envisioned.

Kathy G said...

I'm with Elephant's Child. NO click-throughs for me!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Ick! No thanks.

Mike said...

Bill - But there are some graphic pics that you could send to your girl friends with a note, "Thinking of you".

Kathy - You could print one out and give it to Tony with a "Be careful on your bike" note.

Deb - Did you ever have any cases like this? Skinned and ready for the frying pan?

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

I recently asked my beau why they make bike seats so brutal. He had no answer.

Mike said...

Robyn - I think the guy caught himself on the end of the handlebar that didn't have a handgrip on it, just bare metal sticking out.

Shaw Kenawe said...

Hit the link and IMMEDIATELY closed it. Brutal!

Mike said...

Shaw - But it's real life... in the OOOOWWWWW lane.

Lady M said...

Yikes - got an eye full when I clicked on that link. I suggest fellas should be more discriminating about where they stick that thing.

Mike said...

Lady - Or at least make sure they have handgrips on the bike handlebars.