5663 - Long joke Sunday

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:   

1. He called everyone brother.

2. He liked Gospel.  

3. He didn't get a fair trial.   

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:   

1. He went into His Father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.  

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.   

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:   

1. He talked with His hands.   

2. He had wine with His meals.   

3. He used olive oil.   

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:   

1. He never cut His hair.   

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.   

3. He started a new religion.   

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature.   

2. He ate a lot of fish.  

3. He talked about the Great Spirit.   

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:   

1. He never got married. 

2. He was always telling stories.   

3. He loved green pastures.   

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:   

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.   

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.   

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.