A plane crashes on a desert island and the only two survivors are Steve and Scarlett Johansson.
After many long lonely nights together on the island, they fall deeply in love and start having the best time together but Scarlett notices a deep sadness in Steve's eyes.
She tries talking to him about it but he cannot bring himself to talk about it.
Months go by and Scarlett sits down at the fire and explains to Steve that she has never loved anyone more than him and is desperate to make him happy.
With some trepidation, Steve asks Scarlett if she can wear an old shirt and shorts that he's found and draw on a mustache with charcoal from the fire.
Scarlet leaves camp one night, gets dressed in the ragged salt-stained clothes, draws on the fake facial hair, and then walks back towards the campfire.
Steve's face instantly lights up as she enters the clearing, he jumps up from his seat and runs over to her, "Dude! You'll never guess who I've been having sex with!!!"
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Oh Scarlett. Think again. This is NOT someone you want to build your future with. I hope you are rescued. Soon.
Thanks Mike
Sue - She's making the best of the situation. As is he.
Cloudia - Þakka þér fyrir
Ego bests love.
Kirk - Ergo ego.
Some things you've just gotta share.
Failed to understand. Explain pleez.
Lucky guy!
And here I thought that Steve just wanted her to look more like Bucky.
Bill - Yep.
Anon - He had to tell a guy friend that he was having sex with her. So he asked her to dress up as a guy.
John - Hoping never to be rescued.
Deb - Bucky Larson? 😁
Good joke! I'd heard it with Cindy Crawford, but I'd bet it has been updated many many times.
Allen - I should have changed it to me and JLo.
Now you're thinking!
Cloudia - Absolutely!
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