Tuesday, November 22, 2022

5707 - Tuesday jokes

Jokes I was too lazy to type out.











12 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Thanks for the smiles.
I suspect Donald would think he was the most beautiful, and definitely the strongest as well...

River said...

Bob the Spoon and Ernie the Fork! I have that picture as a bookmark in one of my books somewhere. I've had it for years.
I'd like the answer to the first one if you don't mind please.

Bilbo said...

Dave's not here, man ...

The Swingle Singers...(tv advert song, circa 1985)...sing... said...

"Toblerone, its out on its own, triangular chocolate, thats toblerone, made with triangular almonds from triangular trees, and triangular honey from triangular bees, and oh Mister confectioner please, GIVE ME PAULINE HICKEY ! ! !".

Kathy G said...

The jet fuel one!

Shaw Kenawe said...

These were all wonderful.

Now I'm going to make some pancakes.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahaha, love the Astley Paradox and the Zoom Workout!

John A Hill said...

Good ones!
I'm guessing the letter E for the first one.

Margaret (Peggy or Peg too) said...

That last one sounds like my routine.

Mike said...

Sue - He definitely has the longest nose of anyone on earth.

River - The letter E.

Bill - Far out man. Really far out.

RR - Thanks.

LJ - I don't remember this at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-dsGwLf84

Kathy - If you're late to an appointment, it's an option.

Shaw - Waffles for me.

Deb - It's way past time someone wrote a distraction about Rick Astley.

John - Correct!

Peg - Mine too except waffles.

Martha said...

I actually guessed right on the first one! I think it's best to try these at the end of the day not early in the morning :)

Mike said...

Martha - I've seen enough of these that I'm looking for the hidden meaning right away.