A woman goes to her boyfriend's parent's house for dinner.
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart.
It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The woman thought,
"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!"
Once again, the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn't even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing!
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
"Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!"
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I suspect she was never invited back...
Sue - Probably not.
Around our house, the accepted expression is "somebody stepped on a duck." Or on a goose, if it's really serious.
Haha! Poor Skippy!
Hahahahahahaha!
Bill - Or a frog.
Shaw - Run Skippy run!
Deb - Poor Skippy.
I don't know whether to feel sorrier for the date or for the dog.
You changed the gender didn't you? This happened to you, didn't and Mike lol
Kathy - I vote for the dog.
Cloudia - Even though this is an old joke, I don't remember if it was a guy (not me!) or not but probably was. This goes right along with the missing bell clapper joke.
Poor Skippy. Always avoid the broccoli casserole.
River - As picky as I am about food, I'll eat broccoli if it's steamed enough and has cheese and butter on it.
My mom did that in church during prayer. It was monumental.
Susan - Now that's funny. I'm sure everyone still talks about it too.
Cloudia - NO and NO! And I wouldn't tell on myself if it did... yeah, I probably would.
BTW, this comment just showed up in my spam filter, on 12-30-22!
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