5789 - Long joke Sunday

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned," says the man.

“What did you sin, my son?" the priest asks him.

“Well, my wife and I went to my sister-in-law for dinner, we had dinner, then as soon as we were going to go home, the weather, father, it was getting cloudy and it look like it was about to rain, so my sister-in-law asked us to stay for the night," says the man.

"Then what happened?" asks the priest.

“Well, we took her up on her offer then later at night I got the urge to have sex with my sister-in-law, so I did," says the man.

"My son, that's a big sin you have done, ask God for forgiveness and he may forgive you,” says the priest.

“Thank you, father, but that's not all," the man said back.

"What else is there my son," the priest asks him.

“Well after a few weeks, my mother-in-law invited us to dinner, and after dinner, it was getting cloudy and was about to rain again, so my mother-in-law asked us to stay overnight, that night I got the urge to have sex with her, and so I did" confesses the man.

The priest looks out outside and sees the sky about to get cloudy. He turns to the man and says "Okay, I think you need to get outta here NOW!”