Sunday, April 30, 2023

5867 - Long joke Sunday


Two prawns were swimming around in the sea one day. The first one was called Justin and the second one was called Kristian. They were continually being chased and threatened by the sharks that inhabited the area.

Eventually, Justin had had enough. He said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten all the time."

As he said this, a large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted!"

And believe it or not, with that Justin turned into a fearsome shark.

Kristian was horrified and so immediately swam away as he was scared of being eaten by his old friend.

As time went by, Justin found his new life as a shark to be boring and lonely. None of his old friends would let him get near them as they thought he would eat them and so they just swam away whenever he approached.

It took a while, but eventually, Justin realized that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

Then one day he was swimming all alone as usual when he saw the mysterious cod again. He thought it'd be better if he could go back to his old life so he swam to the cod and begged to be changed back. The cod worked his magic and suddenly Justin was a prawn once more.

With tears of joy streaming down his cheeks Justin swam straight to Kristian's home.

As he opened the coral gate, the happy memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "Kristian, it's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and see me again."

Kristian replied, "No way! You're a shark now and you'll just eat me. I'm not being tricked into being your dinner."

Justin shouted back "No, I'm not a shark anymore. That was the old me. I've changed...

I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian."



Just in case... The punchline is a play on a typical phrase “I found God and now I’m a born-again Christian.”


13 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

GROAN.

Mike said...

Sue - Too bad comments doesn't have bigger fonts, right?

River said...

Loved it and didn't need the "just in case" at all.

Mike said...

River - I wasn't 100% sure so I thought I'd better explain.

Haddock said...

Somehow this reminds me of the movie The little mermaid.

Cloudia said...

I knew that cod sounded fishy!

Bilbo said...

I didn't see that one coming. It's terrible enough that it's going straight into my collection.

Lady M said...

Thanks for explaining - that would have definitely gone right over my head.

John A Hill said...

Ugh!
Bilbo - no, don't do it.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

GROAN! And why on earth did you think it was necessary to explain the punchline?

Mike said...

Haddock - In a roundabout way. 😊

Cloudia - And tasted fishy too!

Bill - WHAT! You hadn't heard this one before?! Say it ain't so!

Lady - It sort of hovered over mine. I was pretty sure about it but I looked up an explanation anyway.

John - You can't stop him when he's on a pun hunt.

Deb - It was for Lady M. (and me) 😁

Kathy G said...

UGH!

Mike said...

Kathy - So you're not going to tell this in church? 🙄