Sunday, May 28, 2023

5895 - Long joke Sunday

On a cruise...

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting.

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, and hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time.
He is very attractive and attentive.

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.
Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined.
Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at the piano bar and stayed there for the rest of the day.
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined.
He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship...I was shocked...

Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice !!!!!


Elephant's Child said...

A true heroine.

River said...

She gave in to the bully! Shame on her.

Debra She Who Seeks said...


Mike said...

Sue, River, Deb - Three girls, three different reactions. 😁

Kathy G said...

It sounds like quite the vacation.

Kirk said...

Sounds like an XXX version of The Poseidon Adventure.

Cloudia said...

All matter of perspective!

Mike said...

Kathy - Day 6 for sure.

Kirk - I haven't seen TPA in a long time. I may have to look it up.

Cloudia - Different perspectives. The way of the world these days.