Judge Jeffries was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, 'What exactly are the grounds for your divorce?'
Amy replied, 'Approximately four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.''
No,' Judge Jeffries continued, 'I mean what is the foundation of this case?'
'It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,' responded Amy promptly.
'I mean,' he sighed, ' What are your relations like?'
'Ah well, I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents.'
Judge Jeffries asked, 'Do you have a real grudge?'
'No, we haven't,' Amy replied, 'We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.'
'Please,' Judge Jeffries took a deep breath and tried again, 'is there any infidelity in your marriage?'
'Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes,' smiled Amy.
'Ma'am,' Judge Jeffries raised his voice, 'does your husband ever beat you up?'
'Oh yes,' Amy responded, 'about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.'
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, 'Lady, why do you want a divorce?'
'Oh, I don't want a divorce,' Amy replied. 'I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me.'
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I think I know her.
Poor Amy. And her poor husband.
Jackiesue! - You can be the translator for them.
Sue - I think they may deserve each other.
HAHAHAHA!
Sone very dated references (even before my time, in fact) in this question, but is the wife Gracie and the husband George?
Great punch line! I think the husband will be granted his divorce.
Kirk's question is a good one.
LOL! "real grudge" was my fave.
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Kirk - I'm pretty sure this is an old joke that just resurfaced.
River - I think you're right.
Bill - I thought for sure you'd say you'd heard this.
Deb - The grudge was the biggest stretch of all the misdirections.
John - Oh oh. 😄
No plot twists in this joke.
I bet the judge hears ridiculous stuff like this all the time.
LOL - not the ending I was expecting - much better actually :)
Kathy - Nope. Just strange answers from beginning to end.
Susan - Probably a lot stranger than this.
Jenny - The husband needs to learn how to talk in alternate word use.
Nothing but sympathy for the husband!
Cloudia - Do you think he should stay?
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