Sunday, November 12, 2023

6061 - Long joke Sunday


A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork and was burned out. 

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. 

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. 

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill. 

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. 

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" 

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. 

You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." 

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".



10 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Good to see expertise rewarded. And I don't even want to think about how any engine (or the human equivalent) can be rebuilt through the exhaust.

Bilbo said...

A winner!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hahahahaha! So bad.

Kirk said...

Hahaha! Did not see that coming!

Kathy G said...

Good one!

Cloudia said...

Now that's the mechanic/ doctor we all need! Thanks for the lighten up. Mike

Mike said...

Sue - It sounds like it could hurt just a bit.

Bill - Yea!!!!

Deb - A big ow'ee for sure.

Kirk - Me neither.

Kathy - Thanks! Would you believe it took me a whole day to write that? HA!

Cloudia - He practices on ships in a bottle.

dellgirl said...

I like this post. It’s an interesting read… kinda-sorta “thought-provoking”. Thank you for sharing this. Wishing you a blessed week.

River said...

Oh boy! Through the exhaust pipe! I guess old habits truly never die.

Mike said...

DG - It definitely makes you think.

River - He must have had the best training he could get.