Oldy but a goody...
A guy goes out and buys a brand new Bugatti Chiron.
It costs him $1.5M. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”
The guy replies, “A Bugatti Chiron. It cost one and a half a million dollars!”
“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!” states the guy proudly.
The moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”
“No problem,” replies the guy.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.
He notices a dot in his rearview mirror. What could it be? ... and suddenly ...
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
“What on earth could be going faster than my Bugatti?” the guy asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Bugatti up to 175 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!
Amazed that the moped could pass his Bugatti, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 210 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of his old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Bugatti all the way up to 250 mph.
Not two seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!
The Bugatti is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Bugatti, demolishing the rear end.
The guy stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man whispers, “Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”
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12 comments:
The punch line took me by surprise!
Ha! Just like that Bugatti driver, I didn't see it coming.
River - Nice, I'm glad it was a new joke for you.
Kirk - It was a dot in your mirror that kept getting bigger.
Smiling. And it was new to me too.
Sue - I going to have to dig out some more oldies.
That's an old, but classic shaggy dog story. Funny, and clean to boot!
Not a pun, but it still deserves a massive GROAN!
Oldie but goodie.
Yep. Always worth a chuckle.
Thanks Mike. Kind of a bitter-funny punchline. But funny!
Old guy's got some hella=strong suspenders!
Bill - I modified it a little. Whoever posted it before me had a dentist owning the car.
Deb - The groanier the better.
Shaw - Oldie to say the least.
Cloudia - Did you "analyze" this joke?
John - Made in AMURICA!
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