A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.
They opened the champagne and began undressing.
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained. "You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said.
"Let me guess... Smallcox!"
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15 comments:
Sigh. I hope they don't reproduce.
Smallpox was eventually eliminated by cowpox, so maybe smallcox can be eliminated by...
Sue - I'm with you.
Kirk - Get the patent, quick.
I saw that one coming.
That one got a belly laugh!
Kirk -- that's bull!
Sadly. Silly! Lol
HA!
Oldie but goodie! LOL!
How did the couple get to their honeymoon hotel?
They flu!
Bill - So, you like to watch? 😄
Deb - Good start to the day.
John - That's what Kirk needs to patent, bullcox.
Cloudia - Time to get the stretcher out. (They make them.)
Kathy - I know I know! You're like Bilbo, you've heard it. 😊
Shaw - It's old, but it's been a while since I've seen it.
Stu - It was a disease-'ridden' honeymoon.
I'm surprised they got as far as the wedding night before she saw all that. Was it back in the 1800s?
River - It must have been.
Shoulda seen it coming...
Mark - Yep.
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