An old joke that I haven't heard in a while...
A woman tries getting on a bus but realizes her skirt is too tight.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
She tried to take the step, but only to discover that she couldn't.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
After becoming quite frustrated and embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt more in order to allow more legroom to get on the first step of the bus.
About this time, a large man who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The man smiled and said, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times I kinda figured we were friends.
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Not one I knew - and I am smiling. Thank you.
Sue - I'm glad it was new to you.
That's one way to get a leg up.
Hahahahaha, this old joke is new to me!
I HAVE heard it before, but it's been a long time. Always makes me smile.
Bill - And something besides a leg.
Deb - Yea!
Kathy - It's been a long time for me too.
Oldie, but it still made me laugh.
Makes sense 😃
Shaw - For sure.
Cloudia - Absolutely!
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