A young man marrying a Texas girl asked his father for some marital advice.
The father said, "Just remind her who wears the pants in your family."
The evening arrived, the new husband tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here put these on."
She did and said, "I don't fit into these."
"That's right!" he said, "and don't you forget who wears the pants in this
family!"
With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."
He looked at them and said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She said, "That's right - and you won't until your attitude changes!"
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Satisfying joke! Hey, yeah I guess that guy was climbing the palm tree with spikes. Usually they're in cherry. And of course the Polynesians originally scampered up without either! Good eye, Mike
Cloudia - They need to hire more Polynesians.
Heck, I can't get into my OWN pants any more.
Standoff!
Not quite sure what being a Texas girl has to do with anything.
Quick thinking on her part.
Bill - And nobody wants to buy the next size up, right?
Deb - I think she won.
Lady - I usually take out mentions of states from jokes but I missed this one.
Kathy - Quick thinking on her part, slow thinking on his.
Hah!
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