6174 - Long joke Sunday

Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.

He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear, and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.

The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear was my cousin, I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”

After considering it briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter option. So the black bear had his way with Bob.

Even though he was sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time, a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him.

The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake. That bear was my cousin and now you’ve got two choices - either I maul you to death or we have sex.”

Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly bear had his way with Bob.

Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shoot it. Once again, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find an enormous polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, “Admit it, Bob, you don’t come here just for the hunting, do you?”