Sunday, April 14, 2024

6203 - Long joke Sunday

A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed. 

His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and he replied, "Some things you just can't explain. 

This morning I was outside milking a cow. 

As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with his left foot so I tied up his left foot to a pole. 

I began to fill up the bucket again and he kicked it down with his right foot, so I tied his right foot to a pole too. 

As soon as I finished milking the cow again he knocked down the bucket with his tail and I took off my belt and tied up his tail with my belt. 

As I was tying up his tail, my pants dropped down, then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."

Joke comment... As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with 'his' left foot so I tied up 'his' left foot to a pole.
"Milking" the cow, you say?
That ain't a bucket of milk you got there, Farmer Bob.


Elephant's Child said...

It seems to me that Farmer Bob needs his eyes checked.

River said...

Umm, what to say here?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Pronouns matter!

Cloudia said...

Thanks Mike! I stole another one of your jokes and used it today. Have a great week and don't milk any bulls

Kathy G said...

Poor Farmer Bob.

Mike said...

Sue - For sure.

River - Nothing is OK.

Deb - Here for sure.

Cloudia - Steal away!

Kathy - Did he really know what he was doing? Hopefully, he just flunked English.

Bilbo said...

Just say you didn't know the cow, and he/she wasn't your type, anyhow.

Cop Car said...

Like Deb the first thing I noticed was that you were trying to milk a male cow. Tsk, tsk.

Mike said...

Bill - Rhyme time? (Why does rhyme look like it's spelled wrong?)

CC - Farmer Bob was doing that! FARMER BOB!!!!!!

Kirk said...

Farmer Bob should have wonder why the milk had curdled so quickly.

Mike said...

Kirk - I'm beginning to wonder about Farmer Bob.

Susan Kane said...

The images this calls up are crazy funny. "he" had some other ideas.

Mike said...

Susan - Says the farm girl. Tell this to your siblings!