6220 - Long joke Sunday

Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to her husband Johnny,

 “I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." 

Johnny replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age." 

The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy." 

“Oh yeah? Who was the guy?" 

“Tiger Woods." 

“Tiger Woods, the golfer?" 

“Yeah." 

“Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him." 

Then Johnny and his wife make passionate love. 

When they get done, Johnny gets up and walks to the telephone. 

“What are you doing?" Says the wife. 

Johnny says, "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food." 

"Tiger wouldn't do that." 

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" 

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time." 

Johnny puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time. 

When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone. 

"What are you doing?" She says. 

Johnny says. "I'm still hungry so I was going to call room service to get some food."

"Tiger wouldn't do that." 

"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?" 

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time." 

Johnny slams down the phone, goes back to bed, and makes love to his wife one more time. 

When they finish he's tired and beat. 

He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial. 

The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?" 

"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."