6513 - Long joke Sunday

A man is lying back on the couch, watching TV and throwing peanuts into the air, catching them in his mouth. 

One peanut accidentally lands in his ear and is jammed in tight, causing him a lot of pain. 

As his wife was trying to dig it out, their daughter and her boyfriend walk through the door.

The father explains his situation and the boyfriend says that he can help. 

So he tells the father to relax and take,and hold, a deep breath.

Then he sticks two fingers up the man's nose and tells him to blow hard. 

The nut shoots straight out, and the father thanks him profusely.

The boyfriend just shrugs it off and says,

"It was nothing sir, just an old trick I learned from my mum."

Then the daughter and boyfriend head up to her bedroom.

After they were gone, the wife says, 

“Well, he's smart, handsome, and going to college, with a reliable job."

"I wonder what he'll be one day.”

The father says, “Well, judging by the smell of his fingers, hopefully our son-in-law.”