A man went out drinking one night and came home very late and very intoxicated.
When he arrived at home, his wife was waiting up for him. "Where have you been?" she demanded.
"I don't know," he said, "but it had red velvet wallpaper and gold plated urinals." Then he passed out.
As he lay there on the floor, his wife became curious about where he might have been.
So she started making phone calls to some of the local bars.
"Hello, Dew Drop Inn." "Hi, I have a question for you. Does your establishment have red velvet wallpaper?" "No, ma'am, we don't." "OK, thanks."
She called another. "Good evening, Ted's Tap." "Hi, does your bar have red velvet wallpaper?" "Why yes, we do." "Do you have gold plated urinals?" "Heh heh, sorry, but no." "All right, thank you."
She decided to try one more. "Louie's Lounge." "Do you have red velvet wallpaper?" "We do." "How about gold plated urinals?"
There was a pause. Then, in the background, she heard someone say, "Hey, Charlie...I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone."
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