Sunday, October 05, 2025

6336 - Long joke Sunday


A man went out drinking one night and came home very late and very intoxicated. 

When he arrived at home, his wife was waiting up for him. "Where have you been?" she demanded. 

"I don't know," he said, "but it had red velvet wallpaper and gold plated urinals." Then he passed out. 

As he lay there on the floor, his wife became curious about where he might have been. 

So she started making phone calls to some of the local bars. 

"Hello, Dew Drop Inn." "Hi, I have a question for you. Does your establishment have red velvet wallpaper?" "No, ma'am, we don't." "OK, thanks." 

She called another. "Good evening, Ted's Tap." "Hi, does your bar have red velvet wallpaper?" "Why yes, we do." "Do you have gold plated urinals?" "Heh heh, sorry, but no." "All right, thank you." 

She decided to try one more. "Louie's Lounge." "Do you have red velvet wallpaper?" "We do." "How about gold plated urinals?" 

There was a pause. Then, in the background, she heard someone say, "Hey, Charlie...I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone."



9 comments:

Bilbo said...

I didn't see that one coming ... I thought the punch line would somehow involve the White House.

Lady M said...

I like that joke

Mike said...

I can see how that could have been an alternate punchline.

Mike said...

I like that you like it.

Kathy G said...

HA! This is a new joke for me.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I KNEW I'd heard it before but I couldn't remember the punchline until I read it. What a classic!

Kirk said...

Ha ha. Didn't see it coming.

River said...

🤣🤣 Beware the wife who sleuths on the side.

Ole phat Stu said...

It was a cheap instrument though, the owner had only paid ten euros for it. Yes, it was a tenner sax :-)