Friends, It is with great excitement that I’m publicly announcing today that I’ve decided to run. I hope you’ll support me. It has taken me years to come to this point. But I simply cannot sit it out any longer. I’m determined to do this, and I want you to know that I’m totally committed to it. I don’t fool myself into thinking it will be easy. I’ve watched many others try and fail. But I’m dedicated to running — and I will run in a way that draws on my strength, my toughness, and my tenacity. I’m announcing this publicly today because I need your support and your encouragement. I need you to be 100 percent behind me. Why am I running? Because, like many of you, I’m angry. I’ve had it. I can’t sit on my duff any longer. My conscience demands that I make this move. I look at Trump and see someone who’s almost the same age I am, but he’s a total disgrace. Fat. Out of shape. Out of it. And I say to myself: I can do better! I will do better! Rubio or Vance? I could outrun them in any race. I’ll leave them in the dust. To be honest with you, I’ve never won a single race. Last time I ran — in Massachusetts, back in 2002 — well, it wasn’t a pretty picture. But now I have to run. I’ve got too much flab around my middle. Running will also get my cardiovascular system back in the shape it used to be when I was younger. So starting tomorrow — with your support and encouragement — I’ll be running a half-mile each day. Happy April 1st. |
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
Sounds like my sort of fitness program.
ReplyDeleteI bet he got a lot of people's hopes up with this one!
ReplyDelete🤣... but I felt the April Fool's coming.
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