THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR
CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A
MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE
SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER
EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT
WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY
HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH. NOT TO
BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO
SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED
OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND
STARED AT HER.
THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID "WELL, WILL
YOU LOOK AT THAT ...... I'M GETTING A FAX !! "
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