6686 - Long joke Sunday

Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying

with his grandmother for a few days.

He'd been playing outside with the other kids

for a while when he came into the house and

asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when

two people sleep in the same room and one is

on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided

to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual

intercourse, darling.

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back

outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said

angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual

intercourse . It's called Bunk Beds.

And Jimmy 's mom wants to talk to you.'