6689 - Long joke Sunday

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads

for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a

loud, blood-curdling scream is heard

from the bathroom. A few minutes

after that, another loud scream

reverberates through the bar. The

bartender goes into the bathroom to

investigate why the drunk is

screaming. "What's all the screaming

about in there? You're scaring the

customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the

toilet, and every time I try to flush,

something comes up and squeezes the

hell out of my testicles." With that, the

bartender opens the door, looks in, and

says ... "You idiot! You're sitting on the

mop bucket!"