An elderly lady was somewhat lonely
and decided that she needed a pet to
keep her company.
So off to the pet shop,
she went. She searched, and nothing
seemed to catch her interest except
this one ugly frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in,
he looked up and winked at her!
He whispered, "I'm lonely too, buy me
and you won't be sorry." The old Lady
figured, what the heck, as she hadn't
found anything else.
So, she bought the frog and went to
her car. Driving down the road, the frog
whispered to her, "Kiss me, you won't
be sorry."
So, the old lady figured what
the heck and kissed the frog.
Immediately the frog turned into an
absolutely gorgeous, sexy, handsome
young prince. Then the prince kissed
her back, and you know what the old lady
turned into?
The first motel she could find ...
She's old, not dead!
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