The best and the worst. Puns that is. From a survey.
1. He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
2. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
3. Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
4. The frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.
5. Can Napoleon return to his place of birth? Of Corsican.
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2234. The Egyptian cinema usherette sold religious icons in the daytime. Sometimes she got confused and called out, 'Get your choc isis here!'
2235. Polly the senator's parrot swallowed a watch.
2236. Two pilgrims were left behind after their diagnostic test came back positive.
2237. In a baseball season, a pitcher is worth a thousands blurs.
2238. He said, "Hones', that is the truth', but I knew elide.
Here's a LINK for your reading plunsure.
Blame Amanda for this. An email of hers got me looking at this topic.
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THIS GUY IS A DANGEROUS MORON:
15 minutes ago
3 comments:
Don't encourage him, Amanda.
Oooh...or should I just groan, rather than acknowledge that these are deeper and more creative than the most recent past ones. Clever as you are, my sweet and charming retired guy, why not find a way to make blogging pay actual $$$$$$$ instead of giving these gems away free? YOu could recruit your followers as investors. Then everybody wins and nobody groans. And don't say it's already been done. Come up with a better way to do it and knock off the competition.
LOL! I don't have as much time as Mike to be blogging so I send him the good stuff.
And as for monetizing blogs, mine has made me a total of $25.83 this year....THATS groan worthy. Shouldn't complain, I haven't been very diligent.
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