63 - Can't afford beer anymore

Sometimes you get an email joke that just tickles you.
This one did it for me.

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She told me we couldn't afford beer at $25.00 a case anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked her how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that's what the beer was for.

I don't think she's comin' back.

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