Redneck Wheelchair -
Been a bad Redneck kid? You get a Redneck timeout.
(Red Green would be proud)
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink", and the clerk replies, "Go ahead".
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Okay, let's see...I'll take the redneck wheelchair and two of the DVD rewinders. Pass on the timeout.
Great stuff, Mike!
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