419 - Quotes

They Start off mellow and go into a touch of sarcasm. Then finish with some good advice.

Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
The best vitamin for making friends is B1.
The happiness of my life depends on the quality of my thoughts.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future ...... laziness pays off NOW!
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
In the choice of two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts.
Make friends before you need them.