So why not post Sunday also (he says to himself). (he answers) Why not! And Bilbo can confirm this story.
A guy went into a government office to apply for a job. The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?' He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'
'Have you ever been in the military service?' 'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.' The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.'
Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?' The guy said, 'Yes....an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.' The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.'
'Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'
The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?'
'This is a government job,' the interviewer said.'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'
This was an email joke from Frank. Rick, I'll get the pictures you sent out on Monday. It's going to take me more time than I've got now to copy and upload them.
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You may think this is funny, but it's actually more serious than you think. This is why there are so many contractors working for the government...between Republican political appointees, Democratic political appointees, and lobbyists, everyone in government is too wrapped up in special interest control to scratch his own balls (or whatever the female equivalent is). That's why they hire us contractors to do it. And you thought we just feed at the public trough...
OK Mike, my first comment.
Spraking of Gov. workers. In MO. EVERYONE dreads going to the DMV. Ihad my property tax pd, receipt, both inspections, proof of insurance and received my new tags without a glitch. Proud moment!
Bandit, nice try at posting. Now try proof reading.
Everyone else. Don't pick on me for picking in Bandit. Why? Well ..... just because.
And I can't make him to mad or he'll quit feeding me material. He also sends me stuff I can't post here. No not that stuff! He sends me conservative crap too!!!!!
That should be picking "ON" Bandit.
Proofreading????????
I did that on purpose. No really I did!
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