Well I thought the last post would get me some harassment from the girls but I guess not. So I'll pick on my retired self in a different vein. #5 is for you John.
'OLD IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
'OLD IS WHEN...
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD IS WHEN...
Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.
'OLD IS WHEN...
Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes.
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Rain
7 hours ago
5 comments:
Hey, just because some of these may be true doesn't mean I'm old! (does it?)
Jokes? What jokes?
HAR! HAR! HAR! I like the last one best!
I wonder if I'll remember these in 30 years or so....
We were shopping for birthday cards not too long ago and ran accross this one:
On the cover there were two gentlemen talking in the nursing home. One had his arm in the air and the other looking at it saying, "I think it's a bird, or maybe an airplane." On the inside of the card it read,"In the year 2047 the new nursing home game is guess the tatoo
LOL LOL and more LOL
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