510 - Quotes

I haven't done any quotes in a while. Situation fixed!
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"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself".
"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian."
"If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"
"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."

"When all else fails, read the instructions."
"Life is what happens to you while you are planning to do something else."

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard!"
"The problem with the gene pool is most people are in the shallow end!"

"No man knows less than the man who knows it all."
"Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it."

"Normal is just a cycle on the washing machine!"
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