517 - Quotes

Time for some quotes again.
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"Reality is the only obstacle to happiness."
"Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world."

"Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?"
"Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards".
"The highway of life is always under construction".
"We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse."

"Borrow money from pessimists ...... they don't expect to get paid back!"

"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!"

"Folks who think they must always speak the truth overlook another good choice ... silence."