Sunday, October 26, 2008

582 - More Tshirt slogans

That same little rag showed up again trying to get me to buy things. I thumbed through it and got to the page where I copied the Tshirt stuff from post 560. And everything was DIFFERENT! More blog material! They just keep sending it to me! I have to accept. It wouldn't be nice not to. Only problem is this is WAY to much typing for me.


TSHIRT SAYINGS
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better living through
CHOCOLATE
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I don't even care
about my problems.
Why should I care
about yours?
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I'm not OCD
I'm super
meticulous
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I DIDN'T
DO IT!
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If you can beat
them, join them.
Then when they least
expect it, beat the
crap out of them.
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Just another
poo flingin' day
in the jungle
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Yet, despite the look
on my face, You're
still talking.
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I can't hear you.
Old age has some benefits.
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I'm a bad ass.
You're just an ass.
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easily distracted
by shiny objects
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I have a perfect body.
It's your vision that's shot.
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It is what it is.
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To learn anything
you have to admit
you don't know everything.
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Somebody has to
boss you around.
Might as well be me.
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I'd get a goat,
if I wanted to be
nagged at.
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Thanks to
medical science,
I'll outlive my
retirement fund.
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I'm a technology addict,
and you can byte me.
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I'm sick of
political ads.
And I approved
this message.
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The incredible
BULK
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10 comments:

Amanda said...

Who actually wears these t-shirts?
I don't know why, I to avoid words on my clothes....

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I love the political ad one :)

Anonymous said...

love it! Yogi lives on

Mike said...

Amanda - I know what you mean. Having a shirt with words on it is an invitation for people to start talking to you about what's printed on the shirt.

Well, except the one that says -
Yet, despite the look
on my face, You're
still talking.

Anonymous said...

Then there's the t-shirts that advertise legitimate businesses whose slogans have double meanings. For example, the T-shirt from a restaurant in Petaluma, California which says, "We Choke Chickens." It was worn during a camping trip by one of the sweetest, most innocent church ladies I know. She had no idea the slogan was a take-off on something else.

Bilbo said...

I'm with Andrea...I'm ready to buy seven of the the "sick of political ads" shirt so I can wear one each day. Second place goes to the "you're still talking" shirt.

Aleta said...

This is my favorite one:

I'm sick of
political ads.
And I approved
this message.

Seems like that's the winning saying for the list!

fiona said...

One of my friends who also has an Autistic son got so fed up with the looks and mutterings of the ignorant populace that she had a T made which read:
My son is Autistic.
What's YOUR problem asshole?
Sublime...

"easily distracted by shiny objects" would be perfect for Scoot.
"I didn't do it" for WT
"I don't even care about my problems.Why should I care about yours?" for the child Iseult.
"I'd get a goat if I wanted to be nagged at" for the sex bomb.
Yep I could dress my whole family in here!

Mike said...

Everybody gets a free shirt. Just send me $25 for S&H and it's on the way.

John A Hill said...

I'm not OCD
I'm super
meticulous

My wife's would say:

I'm not OCD
I'm CDO
(It's like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order like they should be!)