Wednesday, January 07, 2009

663 - Bandit is wining

Bandit's sent me a few things and has been wining about me not using them for posts. He says some of them are important and need to get out there in post land.

Here's one reason why. There is a New Wine for Seniors.



California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as...


PINO MORE

Bandit heard it through the grapevine.

7 comments:

Bilbo said...

I'm not sure which is worse - the pun or the bit about hearing it through the grapevine. I'll thank you not to hassle me about my lousy ... uh ... witty puns in the future.

The Mistress of the Dark said...

My friend Tina sent me that one in an email last week.

Punny Punny Punny

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

Amanda said...

Oh!! This IS FUNNY!

lacochran said...

Ignore Bandit in the future.

Anonymous said...

When he's not picking on me , he's ignoring me

fiona said...

I'll take a case please!