I found this site. I think most of the stuff on it is made up. I'm not sure but it's still funny. We can take a vote here. Here's some of the stuff from it.
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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail.
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first."
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Off you go to FML
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The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand
2 hours ago
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You are a loony! Certified though so it's all good!
wv-facingl - looking at a Holy spirit!
Funny site. I'm sure some of them are true....
LOL...this is my favorite one I found
Today, I hung a poster of David Beckham on my wall. My mom walked in the room and saw it and then quickly ran out. I could hear her talking to my dad downstairs and she said "Good news! She's not a lesbian!" and my dad responded "Thank God!". FML
The one about the girl looking at the pics on her dad's cell. there's a true story out there that happened just a few weeks ago. If you heard it, you know what I'm talking about.
liquidity...looking at your investments and wetting your pants
I think I'm going to add this site to my 'other links'.
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