I am not getting up early today (like 8am). It just messed up my day yesterday. Habitat conference call at 9. Shuffle two cars back and forth to the mechanic. Walk in the park (sunny,60f) with Claudia. Missed commenting to get in on the 'comment back' comments. But I'm getting back to nor.... to being me. (I did a comment back comment yesterday, late) (Hey, new net lingo. Comment back comment - CBC. OMG! That's gr8!)
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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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I’m pissed. I saw a cartoon a while back and can’t find the link again. So I’m going to have to just tell you about it. Picture this.
A boy and a girl standing and facing each other. Both are about 8 to 9 years old. Both are just in their underpants. The girl has her underpants pulled open in the front and is looking down. The boy also is peering down into them. The girl then says something that describes life itself. She says, “See this? This is going to control you for the rest of your life.”
If anyone ever runs across that cartoon, send it to me.
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Wow! I never realized how long my thumbs are!
Can I count both thumbs?
vw: pectorqu - a line of pectoral muscles?
During her trip, my mother kept going on and on about how much skin we shed. Telling me I needed to boil our sheets.....thats another story.
Anyway, I tried to look up how much skin we shed and its about 4kgs a year!
I just checked. There are 3 bones from the wrist making up the thumb. Does the thumb begin at the wrist? Mine obviously does.
That cartoon came from me. I don't have it but Linda might. She saves her mail.
*sighs*
SB gets an "F-" on the test...
"The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb."
I pity those who were born (or had a freaky accident that left them) with stubs for thumbs.
Why did I know what everyone was going to zero in on today?
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