739 - From Bandit

Here's a little diddy about Little Bruce and Jenny -

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Little Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.

Little Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you two are only 10. Where will you live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Little Bruce said, "We can live with my parents. We can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."

Again, Little Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."

Mr. Smith is impressed Little Bruce has put so much thought into this. "Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of you own?"

Little Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, we've been lucky so far."