My lead is starting to turn back into gold again. Slowly. Veery slooowly. (which is a good thing)
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Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic… And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba clutching a small bottle of holy water, which he was carefully sprinkling over the grilling meat, chanting, "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."
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8 comments:
Another one off the Cartoon Saturday schedule! That is a great cartoon, though...I never realized my financial advisor was an alchemist.
vw: gooni - what the girls used to think about me in high school.
Hmmmm I'm going to have to get some holy water!!!
B - I even waited. I thought I would see this cartoon last Saturday and was really surprised when it didn't show up.
M - Creative solutions to seemingly unsolvable problems. They're all around. You just have to believe.
Now THAT was funny, I don't care WHO you are! *giggles*
wv-ingine- the result of sprinkling holy water into the hood of your car?
F - I thought you DID care.
Wv: apolor - bear
Ach dinnae go all "numpty" on me!
MMMwwwaaahhhh
xF
wv - monalu - Da Vinci "model" taking a potty stop!
So thats what holy water can be used for! One of my grandmother gives me a bottle every year....they're all lined up in a cupboard with nothing to do.
F - I'm not even going to look numpty up. I don't think I want to know what it is.
A - Now you can put them out on display and have a story about what you're going to do with tham.
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