759 - The River

Since it's Easter, we'll go with a religous theme.

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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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That was a joke right? Well maybe not. At least not like yesterdays.

Look here.

So I wondered if Aimee was real? Yes. (lots of reading)

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