Just Another Saturday
6 hours ago
There are billions of people and a version of normal to go along with each one of them. No two versions are exactly the same. There will be hundreds of thousands of little things that make up your version of normal. With any luck you can find people that have close to the same idea of what normal is that you do. These are your friends. Anyone else you try to tolerate as best you can. .... The exact definition of normal depends on who's running the asylum.
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Two hillbilly boys are building a house.
Bubba stops to watch Billy Bob and sees him hammering nails to put up the siding. Billy Bob grabs a nail and hammers it into the wall. He reaches into the apron, grabs another nail, looks at it then throws it away. This continues on for a time with Billy Bob using some nails and throwing others away.
Finally Bubba has had enough. He walks over and demands to know why Billy Bob is throwing all of those nails away.
Billy Bob says, "Those nails are no good."
Bubba says, "Whatdya mean? They look fine to me."
Billy Bob says, "Duh! The heads are on the wrong end."
Bubba just shakes his head and says, "You idjit! Those are for the other side of the house!"
John, oldie but a goodie.
Mike has a hammer;gonna hammer in the mor or ning; gonna hammer in the morning all over this land....
Wait until tomorrow. Have I got a habitat story.
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