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On a bus, two men with really heavy accents start a conversation. The lady next to them can't help but overhear.

One of the men says, "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

The lady jumps out of her seat and exclaims, "You dirty mouth pigs! In this country we don't talk about our dirty sex lives in public!"

"Hey, whats sa matter with you?" says the man. "I'm a justa tellin' my friend how ta spell 'Mississippi.'"